Hi dear. This is very late for your birthday, but I’ve been thinking I wanted to write you a note as part of your birthday present package. Besides, you probably won’t read this for a while anyway.
Lately, I’ve been sad at work and sad with KLD because things aren’t going very well. I laid all three of my guys off because they’ve been doing less than stellar. I’ve been sad at work because I’ve been bored. You know how I get whenever I’m not productive at all… With that said, I want you to know that you’re the sole reason I’m still hanging in there. Without sounding too cliché, I want you to know that you’re the best thing that has ever happened to me. You really are incredible in all the ways. You take care of me, you take care of the kids, you take care of the house and the cooking and cleaning, and you take care of the puppy. We would all be a mess without you.
The kids and I adore you. You’re an incredible mother and wife.
I love you.
S.M.U.R.F. 